Here's another game for you guys... In another forum that I post in, we have set up a "village" (okay... so they set it up - and apparently I work part-time in the village post office, and I have a gammy leg lol) So... who's who in OUR little village? Remember this is a local village for local people - we'll have no trouble here! (League of gentlemen fans will know where I'm coming from) And bear in mind, this doesn't have to have any resemblance to your real life personality. this is just for a giggle! I'm looking for the following characters (I'll keep updating this top message with who's who as we go on). 1. Village Gossip = Elle Knows everything about everything. 2. The only gay in this village = Seamermate Panto camp boy. Loves his lycra 3. The local 'Bobby' = Coaty Keeps an eye on the goings on, but is persuaded easily by bribery 4. The postmistress = Lynne Organises the stamps, and keeps those dodgy parcels coming to the Vicarage 5. The owners of the local house of ill-repute = Will and KarenLeeds Karen does front of house, to keep Coaty off the scent. Will carries out all interviews - very 'hands on'. Over 30's only. 6. The handyman = Flash Very proud of his "toolbox". Keeps them all polished. 7. The owner of the cornershop Dottie, who also moonlights in CG's pub helping out with lock-ins 8. The vicar = Alan Usually has his hand in the collection tin. Lost his faith years ago, but keeps up appearances to mask what he's really up to 9. The naughty boy who scrumps apples = Madstock Can usually be found in the backyard of the pub, siphoning off the beer, and selling it to his mates for 10p a sniff 10. The wannabe entrepreneur = Angie Took the village by storm... and is now angling for the county 11. Owner of the local pub, renowned for it's hearty fare and good ales = CG Provides a warm place for any travellers. Is currently subliminally advertising to boost her Irb Bru sales. CG is currently looking for a strapping cellarman to keep her pipes in order. 12. Village Idiot = currently up for nomination Come on boys and girls... pick your roles! And also point all newbies to this thread too, because they are absolutely welcome too! http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,66035#msg-66035 Mon, 20 May 2013 02:40:57 +0200 Phorum 5.2.18 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,76713#msg-76713 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,76713#msg-76713
I have finally worked out why he always insisted on doggy style. lol.

Still as they say lifes a bitch then you marry one.

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Seems to have been quiet in the village of late....

Any suggestions for the Parish Council planning commitee meeting a week on Thursday! :)]]> Alan Miscellanea Thu, 17 May 2007 23:28:12 +0200 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69768#msg-69768 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69768#msg-69768 coaty Miscellanea Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:49:07 +0100 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69763#msg-69763 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69763#msg-69763 Lynne Miscellanea Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:38:32 +0100 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69762#msg-69762 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69762#msg-69762
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Got to do something to suppliment my government wages especially as they are threatening to close down the small sub post offices !!

Room for a few more in the cheap seats at the back.]]> Lynne Miscellanea Sun, 11 Mar 2007 23:55:32 +0100 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69715#msg-69715 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69715#msg-69715
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Keith.]]> Madstock Miscellanea Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:42:06 +0100 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69496#msg-69496 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69496#msg-69496 coaty Miscellanea Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:35:56 +0100 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69495#msg-69495 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69495#msg-69495
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Right... for now though... got a Vodka and Sprite? I'm feeling a thirst!]]> Elle1971 Miscellanea Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:57:00 +0100 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69413#msg-69413 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69413#msg-69413 Celtygirl Miscellanea Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:40:04 +0100 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69412#msg-69412 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69412#msg-69412 Alan Miscellanea Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:29:15 +0100 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69410#msg-69410 http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66035,69410#msg-69410
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PS - blowing a gale here - seriously worried about my (expensive) fences - especially after what it cost me the last time they blew down!!!!

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