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        <title>Warning!</title>
        <description> I'm not usually one for posting warnings but my friend had a near miss today.

She walked into B&amp;amp;Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked her if she wanted decking.  Fortunately, she got the first punch in and that was the end of that.

Those of a less suspicious nature might not be so lucky, so pass this onto your friends and colleagues.  You have to watch out for those wrinklies, who just can't resist trying to intimidate us youngsters!

:D:P
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            <title>Re: Warning!</title>
            <link>http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66738,66836#msg-66836</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ He he he he! Nice one Keith.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Elle1971</dc:creator>
            <category>Miscellanea</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:11:32 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Warning!</title>
            <link>http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66738,66832#msg-66832</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ tomorrow!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>coaty</dc:creator>
            <category>Miscellanea</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:24:50 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Warning!</title>
            <link>http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66738,66831#msg-66831</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ oh please can we all  grow up]]></description>
            <dc:creator>coaty</dc:creator>
            <category>Miscellanea</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:24:32 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Warning!</title>
            <link>http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66738,66830#msg-66830</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ Very good Elle.<br />
<br />
I was lucky, I was asked if I was looking for a screw!!<br />
<br />
Keith.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Madstock</dc:creator>
            <category>Miscellanea</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:19:29 +0100</pubDate>
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            <guid>http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66738,66741#msg-66741</guid>
            <title>Re: Warning!</title>
            <link>http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66738,66741#msg-66741</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ took me three reads !!! ho ho ]]></description>
            <dc:creator>coaty</dc:creator>
            <category>Miscellanea</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 20:56:26 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Warning!</title>
            <link>http://www.lanzaroteisland.com/phorum/read.php?15,66738,66738#msg-66738</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ I'm not usually one for posting warnings but my friend had a near miss today.<br />
<br />
She walked into B&amp;Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked her if she wanted decking.  Fortunately, she got the first punch in and that was the end of that.<br />
<br />
Those of a less suspicious nature might not be so lucky, so pass this onto your friends and colleagues.  You have to watch out for those wrinklies, who just can't resist trying to intimidate us youngsters!<br />
<br />
:D:P<br />
]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Elle1971</dc:creator>
            <category>Miscellanea</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 20:52:13 +0100</pubDate>
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