COLD WET WINDY EVEN SNOW!!
Date: March 23, 2004 11:25PM
After reading all the messages thought I would start off on a good note, yes the weather in uk is cold wet windy, so lets spead a bit of cheer and say 3 cheers to rip off lanzarote.
Uk is cheaper or so they say, bus service is better or so they say, spam free or so they say, bet Mr Bair is happy reading this!!!!!!!!!!!
So all these people will be staying at home, or so they say.
Me I am off to sun, heat, cheap booze and fags and all those sun beds !!! after all nobody is going to go to lanzarote because of the SPAM or so they say.
I don`t like spam so I will eat local dishes, yes i will find them because there out there , or so they say.
I don`t like children playing football around the pool, but they are on holiday as well, or so they say. Ever thought of asking if they would mind keeping the ball away. I have and it worked.
Folks, come on holidays are what you make them. we all work hard to be able to go away ---- enjoy.
Think of it another way , the locals have all us spam eating brits landing in their yard, poor b---ers. and before you say it. we brits give them a hard time ( well some do)
remember treat others how you like to be treated, I have and have never and I mean never had a bad holiday.
First time in lazarote and I will have a great time.
p.s. will I need woolies for evenings why I eat my LOCAL DISHES?
arriving early may.
thank-you all and good holidays!!!!!