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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: Lynne ()
Date: March 01, 2006 06:20PM

My boyfriend won't go on holiday because he can't do without his daily fix - a flutter on the horses.
I have told him that there is now plenty of British pubs where he can start the day with a huge English breakfast then sit all day watching the television and bet on his horses. I've told him that they sell all the British beers and pork scratchings. There is even someone who will deliver pie, mash and liquor or proper fish and chips when he gets hungry. In fact, when the racing has finished he can watch his footie, motor racing etc without ever coming back to the apartment - he will have all his home comforts to hand. He won't have to dress up as he can wear his favourite football shirt all day and even in the evening as well.
Myself and the kids will join him at the pub in the evening so we can both get smashed. I've told him the pub doesn't shut til the last person leaves so we can stay as long as we like. After the kids have run riot they we be so tired we could put them on the benches or push two chairs together, cover them with my cardi and let them sleep til we are ready to stagger home. we would have to wake the eldest up though (she's 6) so she can show us the way home as we won't be in any fit state to remember where our apartments are.

Please tell him this is true so I convince him to come away with us.

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: Ange ()
Date: March 01, 2006 06:28PM

LOL Lynne!

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: Lynne ()
Date: March 01, 2006 06:37PM

Do the trains run very often and can my husband go river fishing?

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: Lynne ()
Date: March 01, 2006 06:43PM

I love this thread!!!!

Passes away a rather dreary Wednesday afternoon. The heavens are opening every 20 mins or so, massive deluges then blazing sunshine - my washing thinks it's doing the hokey cokey.

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: pete ()
Date: March 01, 2006 06:47PM

wen i cum out im rentin a car can i buy petrol ther

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: Lynne ()
Date: March 01, 2006 06:53PM

Yes Pete, I think so but a word of warning.

They don't drive on the proper side of the road AND they don't use roundabouts right neither. They should do it the British way - it's much easier!!

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: pete ()
Date: March 01, 2006 07:38PM

Will, Will, Will, what the hell have you started before you fly off?
Despite many critics, seems there are a few like minded though!

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: Will ()
Date: March 02, 2006 09:42AM

Pete et al,

So many cases I can't close them all!!

We have two notable absentees on this thread tho!! Are they sulking?

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: Cyberpunk ()
Date: March 02, 2006 10:00AM

WILL, are you going to be sipping on your favourite craffs of wine when out dining in Lanza this time ?

smiling smiley

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: Will ()
Date: March 02, 2006 11:42AM

Am not an expert on the Marina as have only been a couple of times. They could try the cafe del mar - but like someone else said it is abit too cool for school. It is a great setting but may not suit all - I'll def be there next week too to see if it has improved.

I will post next week from that internet hotspot the Corbetta hotel!

Case adjourned!!

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: Will ()
Date: March 02, 2006 02:05PM

Where is Mulligans? I think it is in PDC so not really on my radar! The only Irish pub I go to in Lanza is the Irush Anvil in PB because its got loads of plasma screens and the staff hate the English when we do well at football!!! THey will be wearing Germany shirts during the world cup.

So sorry can't help tho try doing google and searching for mulligans lanzarote.

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: huh ()
Date: March 02, 2006 02:42PM

at least we are there not like the micks, tell them we won the rfu world cup aswell

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: Zannah ()
Date: March 02, 2006 02:58PM

Will

I hope you didn't think I was sulking.........!!

I just wanna know if I will be OK taking out money from an ATM?? ...I mean if I have £100 in my account back home and ask for 300 euros will there be a problem do you think???

And can I do it three days running??


ZP

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: John Fowler ()
Date: March 02, 2006 03:34PM

Will, do you think I would be able to take 50 million pounds in cash through customs? All bundles of cash have elastic bands on with Tonbridge written on, should I take these off first? Which is the best camera shop to spend it in?
Also as I am now an upmarket Chav, where can I buy knocked off Mulberry bags and/or replica Louis Vuitton multicolour handbags? xx

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: n ()
Date: March 02, 2006 04:52PM

and our lass says that you can't put bog roll down the toilet, but that you have to put it in a bin next to the toilet ? .........

the amount I will get through after going for an authentic spanish curry at one of the traditional resaurants, we will need a bloody wheelie bin in our bog !!

or is that just Greece, or are all these foreign places the same ?

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: n ()
Date: March 03, 2006 03:15PM

Are Question (apparently the best live band ever) still playing in PDC ?

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: n ()
Date: March 03, 2006 05:45PM

Hi,

I am new to this forum.

You don't know who I am, where I am from, how old I am, what food I like, or what I like doing on my holidays.

Therefore can you tell me the best place to eat ? Also what to do whilst I am there ?

Thanks.

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: huh ()
Date: March 03, 2006 06:05PM

n you are very good at this game arnt you.

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: Ange ()
Date: March 04, 2006 11:10AM

We had a good one at work yesterday - When asking someone who emailed an enquiry from the UK, if they needed help with booking flights and they replied yes please, we asked "which is your preferred airport?" we got this reply "the only one I know if Arrecife"

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Re: I'm not Jade.......but ask me anything I'm off next week!!!
Posted by: huh ()
Date: March 04, 2006 01:23PM

you will take the f-----g money off them know piss taking twats

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