Forum about Lanzarote

Hey everyone just back from lanzarote there at the end of june 2005 also visited in feb this year. im going back in 1 week and 6 days ( and counting) my favourite place was paradise beach club although when i was there in february i didn't like it as much i bet it was because all the sexy barmen didnt work there then ;P this time when i go back i want to go somewhere different at nights was used to centro and paradise, caesars and disco ibiza is there a club on the island called 928 or something or could any1 tell me any other good places to go becausei think paradise and centro are good for a while but two weeks every night could be a bit much!! so has any1 any holiday gossip, stories or info for other readers if so please reply. Id like to start when we went on holiday in june my friend went with a guy from paradise yous probably all know him jason? morrocan guy later we found out he was married and had kids, then we thought it was a rumor until my mate rang her holiday romance havi ( the manager of tequila) and he told her jason is now in italy with his wife!! bad move or what? also could someone tell me why sean from paradise is like the lanzarote stud, yeh ok he's a great looking guy but thats all, do girls realise that he has been with everyone lol ( no offence sean I know we had a few good conversations when paradise was over) ?? also has any one been to Guinate apartments thats where were staying in august, i heard they're at the top of cardiac hill!! ahhh!

REPLY SOON EVERYONE!! THANKS PAULA XXX



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/19/2005 08:08PM by Paula_99.

ADMIN PLEASE MOVE THIS TO THE SLAPPERS CORNER OR WHATEVER YOU CALL THE PLACE WHERE ALL THE TIME WASTERS GO.

WE HAVE NO INTEREST IN WHO IS CARRYING WHO'S BABY, PAULA OR WHICHEVER STD'S YOUR FRIENDS HAVE CAUGHT FROM SH*GGING A DIFFERENT BARMAN EACH NIGHT.

ALSO REMEDIAL ENGLISH COURSE MIGHT BE REQUIRED SO PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND YOU.

AND YES I MEANT TO WRITE IN CAPS.

LOL @ WILL THAT FUNNY, AND I ALSO MEAN TO WRIT IN CAPS TOO LOL

This forum is going seriously downhill!Agree with Will-surely uninformative trash like this and some earlier semi pornograhic stuff does not meet the rules of the forum.

Something is not quite right ! Apart from the previous views expressed that is.

How come the only girls who post about their nocturnal antics are those who have become over friendly with the Paradise Boys ? Are they really the only Bar Boys in Lanza who are at it, or are there really many others ? Why are there no posts about sexual exploits with Barstaff from other bars, or PRs etc ?

Maybe I’ve become paranoid about it but I reckon either :-
1) The girls who post are actually THE PARADISE BOYS themselves or
2) THE PARADISE BOYS ask their conquests to post on this site, or maybe even make it a condition before the action takes place ?

Discuss...........

Ole

Not enough to keep the mind alive!As the old saying goes ..those who brag about it ....

We don't want to know!!REPEAT: WE DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!

fcuk sake like i was just trying to start a bit of a conversation to attract people with good entertaining stories not boring bastards like yous slagging my english and my friends, yes ur rite about STD's and shit i agree but i wasn't taking part so dont fcuking judge if u dont know! Ole as i said i dont see what the big fuss about sean and the paradise boys is about because i dont see anything in them except a pack of useless men who wud shag anything with legs but some of the guys weren't as bad as others so im just trying to make a point! dont reply if u haven't anything useful to say i dont want to waste my time arguing i just wanted to know alittle more about the puerto del carmen nightlife and people!paula xx

Paula,
I believe the phrase on the street at the moment is "take a chill pill", forgive me if that was last year's.

Ole

oh and by the way how did my mates shag a different barman every night when did i say that and how do you know they shagged the barmen i dont recall saying that either if ur going to reply atleast read what i wrote before you start tslking shite about who's baby is who and who has STD's.

paula

take a chill pill?? haha good one ole! I just hate when you try to start a convo and assholes just wanna slag you off for what you wrote whatever happened to free speech? paula xx

Paula -

A couple of home truths.

1) Me personally am certainly no stick in the mud. In fact I'm in my 20s and enjoy a session as much as the next one.

2)For some reason the ONLY people posting on the site bizarrely seem to be women. It may have passed you by but you can log on as anyone so for all we know you could be a barman pretending that you are a girl.

3) As a bloke I'm pretty sure it is usually blokes boasting about conquest not the girls.

4) THis is a website forum not the gossip section of Heat.

5) Trying to start conversation??!!! Do you normally start conversation with people you don't know about who you copped off with on holiday??!!!!!!

6) You may have noticed there is a seperate section called MISCELLANEA - OK its a long word - 5 sylables in fact and you may not have come across it before - from the Latin Miscere to mix, just in case you didn't benefit from a classical education. Please keep your gossip thread over there where you will find like minded inviduals and leave the main board to those of us who have discovered more of the island than just 3 bars in PDC.

Cheers

Will

Obviously this forum is no longer being edited when people can post offensive, foul mouthed, illiterate trash.

Hallo! Please think about the family for all this guys you are speaking about. It is not nice to read about you son and now that he goes around with every this girls. Maybe it is not true,but i don`t now. AND I DON`T WANT TO NOW EVERYTHING. Many of til guys work out there have family and wife,girlfriend and....... Please hold your holiday romance in your heart not tell it to the whole world.

Guys i would suggest u all check out the thread started by beach girl about sean from Paradise and c how many responses it got, more than any other on this website.Is it a coincidence or wat, i actually think that this thread could get a similar amount of responses.

well will u tell me who i coped off with on holiday because i do recall saying to some other asshole that im not like and that i wouldn't sleep anyone on holiday. and for your information will i can write whatever i want where i want so take your stupid little judgements to someone who gives a fuck.yes ur rite it should be blokes boasting about girls i agree but it's got nothing to do with me who boasts about who as long as it doesn't concern me. and yes i like to start conversations with everyone u must be interested in this subject as your are replying what does that show? and now your insulting my education, fuck my education im a fulla qualified hairdresser with my own salon and i probably earn more money than u even though u a stuck up snob. get a life and dont reply if u've not got snything substancialto the topic, to talk about!

darlings ur rite again just shows the most people on this site are interested in funny holiday stories about boys and the nightlife and stuff rather than the biggest load of bollocks from some dickhead trying to act smart!

paula

yeah but no but yeah but!

Paula,

Most people on this site are not interested in what you call "funny" holiday stories** Well not your kind anyway. And if you look back you will find time and time again that MOST people actually turn out to be the same few people logging on time and time again under different names.

Tho with you being a hairdresser I understand your keeness to talk about holidays - its all starting to make sense now.

Anyway you've gone and joined your mates on the miscellanea board lets leave it at that hey?


** My "funny" holiday stories tend to involve something funny or strange happening. Not the male bar staff of various bars.

i was in paridise a couple of nights now and it is brill. the barmen ar so sexy

Oh my god. Leave the poor girl alone now. Ok so she posted something that your not interested in. Will, you do not own this site. You lot have made your point. Do not be so insulting and derogatory to somebody you dont even know.

Just because u dont like it Will doesnt make it wrong.In fact i think ur actually quite jealous,maybe u need some action urself Will. I would put a word in with the boys for u, only i think their out of your league