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Most Worse Chat up Line
Posted by: MadMuvver ()
Date: November 26, 2005 09:10PM

There are some really tacky ones that just make you want to laugh ...

"heaven must be missing an angel because you look like one"

oh my God! where did they all orginate from?

What´s the most tackiest one that you´ve heard?

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Re: Most Worse Chat up Line
Posted by: Zannah ()
Date: November 27, 2005 10:37AM

Well that must be Punk's line..


"Wanna come inta the chatroom wiv me?"



But this should really be on the miscellanea thread....winking smiley


no doubt our vigilant moderator will move it...

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Re: Most Worse Chat up Line
Posted by: MadMuvver ()
Date: November 27, 2005 03:02PM

Sorry your right Zannah, I put it on the wrong forum.

Can i move it myself?

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Re: Most Worse Chat up Line
Posted by: Zannah ()
Date: November 28, 2005 07:13PM

forget what i said, Ive just never heard a chatup line in my life!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Most Worse Chat up Line
Posted by: Zannah ()
Date: November 28, 2005 07:24PM

THAT last post was not me!!!!! I am the real ZP - truly ..the last post was from an imposter!!! And I bet I could guess who too!!!!

I have heard more chat up lines than I have had hot dinners let me tell you!!!!And even SAID a few of my own....winking smiley..always with an alarming rate of success.....


ZP

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Re: Most Worse Chat up Line
Posted by: honey ()
Date: November 29, 2005 12:43PM

the boys in paradise use the line "U shaggin or wot Darling" ha ha ha typical barmen

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Re: Most Worse Chat up Line
Posted by: lou ()
Date: November 29, 2005 01:02PM

Me and my mate were in Fire one night on our holiday when i very drunk irish man (not John!!) came over and asked me and my mate if we fancied going out with him and his mate. not a very good start anyway but then he proceeded to say what i thought was 'i'm hung like a turd!' i burst out laughing and he walked off! but as my friend later informed me he said he was 'hung like a cow!' i don't know why he thought he would pull with a chat up line like that anyway but it was one of the funniest bits of our holiday.

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Re: Most Worse Chat up Line
Posted by: Paula_99 ()
Date: November 29, 2005 03:14PM

when I was on holiday in February a guy who worked in Tito's Kareoke bar( No names ) was standing outside we walked past and he said to me and my friends do you girls drink? we replied with yes alot lol and started laughing and having a joke then he began asking us questions like what do you drink and how much do we drink then he said in a non-sarcastic voice do you shag*? I just looked at him and he laughed and said I'm being serious!?! We walked away and he apologised later that night in Disco Ibiza. How can guys pull saying shit like that?

lol funny at the time though!! lol

xxx

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