Forum about Lanzarote

yes Richard...enlighten us...

He's gone quiet! Yes I'm sure that you could take some cracking pics with some lovely half naked ladies with a volcanic backdrop but hasn't the Pirelli Calendar rather beaten you to it?

Lanza is not Ibiza, Tenerife, Cyprus, the Costas etc where you are liable to find the ladies of FHM willing to pop them out for an amateur clicker.

There are tons of very attractive young ladies on the beaches - the germans and few Norwegians who still come are particularly talented and your best bet is probably to wander the beaches offering cash - but you're likely to get quite a few slaps!

A few slaps in PB granted Will...but a whole host of slappers in PDC...

Glamour photo holidays to the costas and cyprus are very popular - check the photography press guys!

I was hopefully seeking a model who lives in Lanzarote and preferably is spanish. My aim is to create something beautiful - not just to bung some holiday maker a few euros to get her chest out.


Rich

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Whew, what have I missed in 10 days!! Glamour photo holidays - I thought I'd heard it all!!!!

Still, at least now the mystery of how will knows what a make up techniques Bulgarian hookers use is established;-)

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???? Must have missed soemthing celty.

Re: Babies abroad
Posted by: Will (IP Logged)
Date: May 24, 2006 12:17PM


Your right I don't!!

Why would you want to look great as you leave your villa, hotel room etc, only to look like a cheap Bulgarian hooker by the time you have sat down to dinner?!!!

Must admit my missus doesn't wear any make up at all so not normally a prob!




...some things stick in the memory,Will!

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Obviously!

Yes, I was wounded;-(

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C ... you need to leave a space to make your smileys work

ps plenty of Bulgarian looking ladies out Sat nite in Scarboro...the shot putt variety...

hope you enjoyed your week up here...

Its a tenuous link Celty!!
Bit like Ole and the other site! Trying to convince me that PDC is packed full of quality restaurants despite the fact that by his own admission they served him frozen veg and shoe leather for a steak. THe guy is so in denial its unbelievable!! Spose he refuses to come to PB, Femmes Uga etc because he can't possibly back down. WOuldn't want to lose face to Will!

So bit of a slow news day! Wonder how our photographer is getting on trying to create something beautiful!!

Now there is a contradiciton:
"PDC" and "quality restaurants"

Thanks Seamermate, yes it was a good week, ventured into Scarboro' once, but boy, is it expensive to at out well compared to Lanza - plenty good, fresh fish though, but no calamares a la plancha :-(

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I think Rich has brought his holiday forward. We had a trip down to Papagayo this afternoon with the kids to see a rather inconspicuous (yeah right!) naked couple - he taking pictures of her on the rocks. Not a pretty sight. Couldn't help being reminded of this thread! The kids just gave us a look of amazement. Having never encountered these sorts of 'goings on'

Would have uploaded the pictures we rather discreetly took with this thread in mind... but the necessary cable is in our somewhat elusive packing cases.

Maybe I should have asked this guy for his number to pass on to his missus - unlike mine, she's clearly up for his kind of entertainment... I do however have difficulty talking to naked men with no pubic hair. So Rich will have to do his own pimping.

Well Alan, if you think that's bad, you should go to Famara, to the far end of the beach and watch the fat Germans strutting up and down the shoreline - they really do seem proud of themselves and their nakedness, but it's fairly obvious to me that they have never practiced their strut in a mirrror - maybe Rich should go and take pictures of them to give them a reality check -ughhhh!!

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nice - not!

Rich

Oh CG! Don't! We've been recommended to go to Famara! It really was funny today though. The poor boys spotted a couple of people going au naturel... and, being typical teenagers, gave varying "ugh's", "Eww's", and "Oh my god's". But then 10 minutes later... all was taken for granted.
It really was a great afternoon though. We would normally have been working - but the weather was awful over the weekend, so we promised them we'd do something today.

Oh god... Alan's just made me laugh. A skip was dropped off opposite our house today for all of half an hour. Alan was quite disgusted that it wasn't left overnight. His words were "Where do you put your mattress and Sh*t?". Ha ha ha ha bless him... he needs to lose that chav attitude... and quick... or I'll ship him back to Portsmouth!

Glad you had a good holiday though babe! I used yto spend a lot of time in Scarborough as a kiddie. We've got cine film of me paddling with my Mum - bless!

Hugs, Elle xxx

Don't take heed, Rich... we're only teasing you!

Hugs, Elle xx

Do go to Famara Elle, it's my favourite beach in Lanza - Mr C and I have had a right laugh there on many occasions! And the 'pods' are quite good too - just don't be like Jude and remember to apply your factor 30 ;-)

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Sorry Jude - couldn't resist it!

What's a pod? POr am I missing the lingo again?

But yes, of course we'll head over there. Probably in a couple of weeks though, as I have no Alan this weekend.

Elle xxx