I'm not usually one for posting warnings but my friend had a near miss today.
She walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked her if she wanted decking. Fortunately, she got the first punch in and that was the end of that.
Those of a less suspicious nature might not be so lucky, so pass this onto your friends and colleagues. You have to watch out for those wrinklies, who just can't resist trying to intimidate us youngsters!