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Living Backwards
Posted by: Elle1971 ()
Date: February 16, 2007 10:10PM

Wouldn't it be better living backwards?

You'd start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day......And then finally, you finish off as an org*sm!

(George Carlin - American stand up comedian)


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Re: Living Backwards
Posted by: Lynne ()
Date: February 16, 2007 10:15PM

Brilliant

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Re: Living Backwards
Posted by: scotty ()
Date: March 12, 2007 11:10AM


It all seems good to me, mind u elle you didnt mention one bit too much, im not sure if i would enjoy the going back into my mum bit lol

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Re: Living Backwards
Posted by: Elle1971 ()
Date: March 17, 2007 07:11PM

he he he he! It's funny isn't it?

Scotty... are you Karen's other half in PDC? If so, then congratulations!

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Re: Living Backwards
Posted by: KarenLeeds ()
Date: March 17, 2007 09:14PM

I have another half???

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Re: Living Backwards
Posted by: Elle1971 ()
Date: March 18, 2007 01:38PM

Oops... meant Sandy, not Karen lol

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Re: Living Backwards
Posted by: scotty ()
Date: March 18, 2007 10:31PM


Hiya karen, not sure what elle was getting at, am definately with sandy lol,thanks for the congrats elle

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Re: Living Backwards
Posted by: Elle1971 ()
Date: March 19, 2007 09:51AM

Aha Scotty... so it IS you! I got to see Sandy on Friday - but had to shoot off before you arrived. Really pleased for the pair of you - don't forget my invite lol.

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Re: Living Backwards
Posted by: Elle1971 ()
Date: March 27, 2007 03:42PM

Ooh... an invite - sounds good. Have emailed you now.

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