200 words for being drunk
Date: March 28, 2007 04:26PM
More useless crap for you lot to have a giggle at...
There are more slang words for inebriation than there are for any other word in the English language. From that very first magical day when a group of peasants sat by the fire and got lamped with some special-brew they'd been working on for weeks, to today's times of cheap cider round the back of the bike sheds. Being drunk has so many words from all over the world.
The word 'Drunk' is special because you can use absolutely ANY word to replace it.
"I got absolutely ........ last night"
Fill in any word, and people will know what you mean!!!!
Ankled (Bristol), Arseholed, Annihilated
Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Bastardised, Befuggered, Bernard Langered, Be- Jesused, Bladdered, Blasted, Blathered, Bleezin, Blitzed, Blootered, Blottoed, Blown off the Trail (U.S), Bluttered, Boogaloo, Bolloxed, Boshdied, Brahms & Liszt, Brutal, Buckled, Burlin
Cabbaged, Chevy Chased, Clobbered, Creamed (Barnsley), Cunted, Cut
Decimated, Devastated, Devo'd, Dot Cottoned, Druck-steaming, Drunk as a Lord, Drunk as a skunk
Fucked, Fecked, Fleemered (Germany), Four to the floor, Four Sheets To The Wind (Bradford?), Ferschtinkernerd (Germany)
Gatted, Goosed, Got my beer goggles on, Guttered (Inverness)
Had a couple of shickers, Hammer-blowed, Hammered, Hanging, Having the whirlygigs, Howling
Jahalered, Jaiked up (West of Scotland), Jan'd - abbrev for Jan Hammered, Jaxied, Jeremied, Jolly, James Blunted
Lagged up, Lamped, Langered (Ireland) [also langers, langerated], Laroped, larrupt, Lashed, Leathered, Legless, Liquored up (U.S), Loaded, Locked, Locked out of your mind (Ireland), Loo la, Loony-tooned.
Mad wey it, Mandoo-ed, Mangled, Manky, Mashed, Meff'd, Merl Haggard, Merry, Minced, Ming-ho, Minging, Moired, Monged, Mongmashed, Monkey-full, Mortal, Mottled, Mullered
Newcastled, Nicely irrigated with horizontal lubricant
Off me pickle, Off me trolley, On a campaign, Out of it, Out yer tree, Off Your Tits
Paggered, Palintoshed, Paraletic, Peelywally, Peevied, Pickled, Pie-eyed, Pished, Plastered, Poleaxed, Pollatic, Pissed, Punished
Rat-legged (Stockport), Rat- arsed, Rat- faced, Ratted, Ravaged, Razzled, Reek-ho, Rendered, Rosy glow, Rubbered, Ruined
Saying hello to Mr Armitage, Scattered, Schindlers, Schwasted (U.S), Screwed, Scuttered (Dublin), Shedded [as in " My shed has collapsed taking most of the fence with it"], Slaughtered, Shitfaced, Sloshed, Smashed, Snatered (Ireland), Snobbled (Wales), Sozzled, Spangled, Spannered, Spiffed, Spongelled, Spongebobbingly Squarepantsed, Squiffy, Steamin, Steampigged, Stewed, Stocious, Stonkin
Tanked, Tankered, Tashered, Tipsy, Trashed, Trannied Trollied, Troubled, Trousered, Twatted,Twisted
Wankered, Warped, Wasted, Wellied, With the fairies, Wired, Wrecked