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well keith no doubt the mighty safc top of the league, well be gunning for you during the week

Have you been drinking again Dixie?
Nothing I saw today worried me in the least and I look forward to 3 points in the week.

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Keith.

The Geordie mafia at spenders will be shouting for the blues for you Keith. Hey dixie ive just noticed the time of your post......wasn't it actually NUFC that were top of the league at that time m8 ?

biffa my friend get what you are saying about the time of my post mate but there was still twenty mins to play for bolton to get three lol, nothing to get worried about the brum who is that goalie keith.

Smoggy pokes his head in, then thinks better of it.

whats appenin at the boro my mate tough time for mr southgate, this season will find him out, i think he is to nice ps can we have arca back also dont you play the sh-t shortly.

This is better guys, at last a post that befits a forum. A bit of banter and its not about weather or restaurants. Up the toon. Sunderland.....your not English anymore.

Latest news is that Gareth has been seen doing cartwheels around the car park because everton look like paying 10 mil for the yak. They reckon he had to re-read the fax five times to check the decimal point was in the right place.

As for Arca, if you've got any more like him could you send them down the road please.

We play our colourless friends from the north on the bank holiday weekend, I just hope Viduka doesn't have his best ever game at the riverside!

safc.....another false dawn me thinks. I really think that roy keane is starting to believe his own publicity in that he's thinking that he can turn mediocre players into stars and old stars like yorke and maybe cole into born again hero's.....oh well the mackems have had it tough in recent years maybe they think their time has come.......as for boro......always the bridesmaid never the bride lol sorry mate but theres only two teams in the north east.....newcastle and newcastle reserves wooohoo
footie.....don't you just love it!

didnt know you where a black -hite biffa were are we from mate,flash 10 million for the yak who will you play no9 bernie slaven.

Formerly from Whickham mate, now residing in downtown PDC, working in the only truly geordie bar on the island......Spenders. Had a few mackems decend on the place now and then but it usualy takes them at least one beer before they have a look around and realise where they are, its usualy the cap above the bar that catches their eye with sunderland are *hite written on it lol.

If the yak doesn't go it'll be a toss up between the two I'm telling yer.

Originally a Durham lad, now from Ingleby toytown, working out of Belasis Billingham as we 'speak', you?

well lads monkey hanger born and bred, biffa tell them on the other thread it wasnt a german spy we hung it was a french one in the neopolionic wars ill have to pop in spenders next time im over.

Don't worry Biffa we'll s**t on the Mackems tomorrow if you s**t on the sh**e on Saturday. Deal mate?

Keith.

And to be fair dixie, they tried it and hung it in stockton, it was just you buggers that arrested it and questioned it.

Not sure who that makes the daftest

Its a done deal Keith, no problem.
As for the monkey, its a simple error that anyone could have made......i mean look at the mackems, their old manager had a monkeys heed lol

I couldn't agree more mate.



Keith.

Are you sure thats not cymmon mate.......no dangly bits roflmao

I see in todays news that a few players have turned the makems down this summer and RK has taken it all rather well!!

He obviously doesn't understand what we smoggy's have known for years. Potential signings get off the plane at teesside airport, get as far as the tees flyover and give it '£uck this it's brutal ere'

OF course Mr Keans charm and personality might have something to do with it!

BY its all quiet out there i wonder why.